You have the emotions of a machine, but the brain power of a billy goat. Also, your hat with the frills is stupid.

Your daily schedule:

1.Get drunk
2.Vomit
3.Do your Mom

Funny, that sounds like my schedule, lol.

You are very lonely. Never had any friends, no acquaintances, no team mates, no nothin'.

you sit in a basement hacking random peoples facebook accounts while eating twinkies coke and pizza.

You wouldn't know what a meteor was even if it hit you.

Is messed up if that schedule really sounds like his. (The third and final step)